Jennifer Aniston moving to NYC

Written by alpstyle

After getting sick of all the silliness of Hollywood, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly moving to the Big Apple. She has recently purchased a new home in New York and is rumored to be heading to the stage as her next big career move. And what better place to start her new path then in New York.

A friend of Jen’s told press, “Her mind is made up. She’s been keeping a lot of the details to herself - until now.” Jennifer’s friend also said that Jen hopes to make the cross country move by the end of the year.

Here’s a pic of Aniston and gal-pal Courtney Cox hitting the beach in Malibu this last past weekend. And no, there still are no plans on a Friends reunion, thanks to Jennifer who doesn’t want to revisit what made her famous.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorce being finalized

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Later today, we should learn the specifics as to who gets what in the K-Fed, Brit divorce debacle.

Spears’ lawyer, Laura Wasser, and Kevin Federline’s representative, Mark Vincent Kaplan, arrived in court with the papers to have the judge sign off on the divorce settlement.

Wasser will make a motion to keep the custody and spousal support orders private from the public. Rumors are circulating however, that custody will remain 50/50 despite Britney’s recent string of crazy partying, rehab, and unstable lifestyle.

K-Fed is also receiving $15,000 a month for child support from Britney. he is also getting $20,000 a month for spousal support which will supposedly end come this November based off of the pre-nup.

I for one, actually hope he gets the kids because she’s a total nutbag. Even if it is 50/50 custody I hope he goes to court and fights for the rights to take care of the kids temporarily until she gets her act together.

Jenna Elfman has a baby

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Former actress from the show Dharma & Greg gave birth to a baby boy last Monday. Her and hubbie Bodhi welcomed their new bundle of joy, Story Elias a little boy born 7lbs, 2oz.

Story is already a fan of “classical music, a clean diaper, mom’s boobs and long naps,” Elfman’s publicist, Jenni Weinman, says, adding: “Story wants to give big props to his mom for all the hard work.”

What’s up with all these celebrities naming their kids weird names. Can you imagine the child in kindergarten, when the teacher says,”Okay children, time to gather around for storytime, I mean reading time…” And then all the other kids are like why are you named after reading?

I guess the name really isn’t that bad, and can be seen as kinda cute, but still…

Paris Hilton Reads My Mind

Written by Ty

Uh, so this is weird. I make a black face joke and then find out that Paris Hilton donned black face for a recent episode of the Simple Life??? What are the odds??? Anyway, so I came across this info when I was TRYING to research more about Paris losing her inheritance due to the fact that she is an embarrassment to the Hilton name. I’d say this might be a factor in that. And perhaps the blow. And all the snatch shots. Because the last person who wants to see your lady-business is your grandfather. Hopefully.

So, what have we learned? If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a picture of Paris’ cooter is worth negative $500 million. Sweet justice.

Britney’s Former Ass-istant to Tell All

Written by Ty

Shannon Funk, who was Britney Spears’ assistant for a whopping 21 days, is reportedly planning to sell her story. She claims Britney didn’t ask her to sign a confidentiality agreement and has been offered $500,000 to reveal her intimate knowledge of the star.

What could she tell us that we don’t already know? I see 15 new pictures of Britney doing something ridiculous every day, so unless she is hosting satanic worship cult meetings on Saturday nights, I doubt anything this chick has to say will be remotely surprising. Even then, I’d probably need to hear that she conducts these meetings while made up in full black-face. That’d be shocking AND racist, which we all know is the best kind.

Britney Spears music video meltdown

Written by alpstyle

In addition to being a complete basketcase for OK! magazine, that same day is when Britney Spears went over to go shoot her new music video “Get Back” and had another meltdown.

News of the World reports:”Looking dead-eyed and disorientated, the pop babe lost it during a shambolic video shoot and ended up “sobbing hysterically”. At one point sad Britney, 25, squatted in her torn fishnets, clutched her Yorkie puppy and stared vacantly into space … “”She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour’s massage — twice. She just didn’t want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoilt brat. When she wasn’t p*****g people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney. She didn’t eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told … She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance. She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing. You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically. All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home. It was a total shambles. She is a mess. Britney’s out of control and acting like a spoilt brat. It was embarrassing. She needs help fast.”

Britney Spears a mess? Not our dear Britney! And did you check out the totally trashy clothes she’s wearing? Not to mention that her new video centers around her dancing on a pole… That’s the last thing she needs, is to be half-naked trying to look sexy.

Steve Martin married

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Comedian Steve Martin (Cheaper By the Dozen, Father of the Bride), married his fiance 35-year old writer Anne Stringfield this past weekend. Steve is 26 years her senior.

The couple were married at Steve’s LA home in a private ceremony. Steve was spotting donning his Pink Panther moustache for his upcoming sequel. Congratulations!

Lohan’s father a real piece of work

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Well, Michael Lohan won’t be winning any father of the year awards anytime soon. The father to the uber-famous Lindsay Lohan admits that he records his conversations with his family so they won’t be used against him in court.

Right now, he is battling with ex-wife Dina for custody of all the Lohan children.

Leaving a New York courthouse on Friday, he told reporters: “I record my conversations with my children to protect myself and to protect them. My children are told what to say on that phone when they talk to me.”

The loser has been in and out of jail a million times, and is trying to exploit Lindsay’s problems by being the first to comment on her esapades to anyone who is willing to listen to him. The judge recently told him that he has two weeks to prove he is looking for employment, because he is currently unemployed and has to pay $500 a month in child support.

Hilary Duff is weird

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When most people are catching some ZZZ’s, Hilary Duff is manically cleaning her house. Apparently the ex-Disney star, has a case of the OCD’s when it comes to cleanliness.

“I’m OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) when it comes to cleaning. I can’t go to bed with a messy room. That would totally wig me out. It freaks me out to have dishes in the sink. I practically clean my hotel room before I check out. I wish I weren’t psychotic like that, but I am.”

I like a clean house when I go to bed too, but I just say screw it and hit the sheets, hoping I’ll get around to it the next day. Hilary also struggles with sleeping in.

“No matter how late I stay out the night before, I will wake up at 7am. It’s kind of sick. My friends are like, ‘What are you doing up? Go to bed. That’s creepy.’”

Usher calls off wedding

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Sex-addict, and also a grammy winner, Usher has called off the wedding that was set to happen this weekend with stylist, and pregnant fiance Tameka Foster. The wedding was originally set to take place at producer, L.A. Reid’s home, with Robin Thicke performing at the ceremony.

The couple have been dating for nearly a year and a half and are expecting a child this fall together. So, regardless of the failed relationship, Usher will still have to become a daddy.

“No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected,” as stated by Usher’s publicist.

Given that Usher has admittedly announced he is a sex addict who wants to sleep with as many woman as possible, maybe Tameka realized that she didn’t want to marry someone who she’d have to worry about contracting an STD from.

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