David Letterman is coming on Oprah
David Letterman and Oprah will once again show the world that there are no longer any hard feelings between them. After years of avoidance of one another the two will reunite again, this time on Oprah’s turf. Back in 2005, Oprah appeared on Letterman to tell her fans that she no longer had any hard feelings against him after years of him poking fun at her (which is apparently a big no-no). The taped show of Letterman and Oprah will now air September 10th.
All I know is that I wouldn’t want to get on Oprah’s bad side. She has enough money to make things very bad for you. Luckily, David Letterman can hold his own ground.
Victoria Beckham gets Ugly
Victoria Beckham has denied rumors that when she came to America she would begin acting. Well, regardless of whether or not she actually intended to begin her career, Victoria has a part in an upcoming episode of ABC’s hit show “Ugly Betty.” And for this role, Victoria doesn’t have to do much acting because she is playing herself. She will be a bridesmaid in the wedding of Wilhelmina and Bradford Slater. Thank goodness it’s only a minor part in one episode. I don’t think I could take seeing her mug on television every Thursday.
K-Fed’s lawyers want Britney to foot the bill
Because Kevin Federline does not actually do anything that brings in a substantial amount of money, his lawyers want Britney to pay for some of his divorce legal fees. Since Kevin is getting off of the $20,000 a month money train in November he has no “income” pretty much, and can’t really pay the fees. And Britney makes on average over $700,000 a month which in one month is more than enough to pay back the fines.
No one has yet to reach either party for any comments. You know when most people have bills to pay they get a job. When Kevin Federline has bills to pay he hires more lawyers to fight for full custody of his kids which means more money for him. And in this case, he will more than likely get the money and the kids.
Cameron Diaz turns the big 3-5
Cameron Diaz celebrated her birthday on the set of her new movie, “What happens in Vegas.” Instead of going out to the clubs, Cameron kept it more low key this year. And I must say that I like her as blonde much better than the brunette do’ she had going on. Although there’s not much she can do about that mouth except to keep it closed. (Of which she never does).
Britney’s upcoming performance
So we all know that Britney Spears is set to perform at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards, and enlisted the help of Criss Angel. Sources are now saying that they know what tricks Britney will pull at the show.
“Britney will disappear and reappear several times during her super-hyped performance at the upcoming show, all courtesy of magic-freak Criss Angel. What’s more, her dancers will be harnessed for simulated flight,” says New York Daily News. Britney will also be the one that will close the show. Word has it that she will sing a medlee of songs, not just her new one, “Gimme more”.
I like the whole Britney disappearing thing, but I don’t think she needs to reappear. It’s not like she’s going to be actually singing the song. If you’re doing magic tricks during your performance it doesn’t actually count as singing. But I’m sure that she’ll do plenty of ass shaking and jiggling to make up for her lack of vocal talents.
Mommy daughter day
After returning from her stint travelling around foreign countries for her position as a Goodwill Ambassador, Angelina Jolie has returned to the states. And Angie didn’t waste any down time trying to get some ZZZ’s, she picked up right where she left off and started carting the kids all over. On Thursday, Angelina made a day out of spending some time with her youngest kid, Shiloh. The two spent lots of time checking out all the animals at the Central Park Zoo, and getting in some serious mother daughter bonding. And boy, doesn’t Shiloh have some of the blondest hair you have ever seen!
Nick Carter’s mom makes up excuses
The other day a pound got ahold of Layla, a pitbull mix that belonged to Nick Carter. Nick’s mother was supposed to be watching the dog while Nick was on tour. After many people have accused her of betraying her son for getting rid of the dog on purpose, she has went on the radio to try and defend herself (if that’s what you want to call it).
Supposedly, she gave Layla to a “friend of her husband to keep at his kennel.” She gave Layla, a pit bull mix, to a “friend of her husband” to keep at his kennel because the dog was not well-trained, even though Nick spent $7000 on dog training. Then her friend didn’t notice that Layla had accidentally run away or got out, and that’s when the pound picked up the dog.
I don’t even know why Nick would even trust his dog with his mother after she’s screwed him over before. She’s one of those hollywood mom’s that try to milk their kids for all the money they have earned, while not doing a damn thing to earn it themselves.
Larry Birkhead threatens to sue
Rita Cosby, a former CNBC news anchor is wanting to release a tell-all book she’s written about the former Anna Nicole Smith. In her book also details the custody battle over daughter Dannielynn in which Larry Birkhead allegedly bought Dannielynn off Howard K.Stern. (Why the f**k would he want to buy a baby?!?)
Birkhead told TMZ, “If that’s what’s in her book, then she’ll be sued. And on top of that, there will be other individuals sued over confidential information in my custody case.” Birkhead adds, “I’ll go after any media outlet that prints those lies from that book.”
Suing seems to be the way for these wannabe celebrities to make an easy couple of bucks. If he was smart he add in a couple of his own personal thoughts about the drugged up Anna into the book and make some extra money. Of course, this Cosby lady sounds like she’s full of it so I’d probably sue her ass too.
Remember When Celebrities Were Attractive? Sheryl Crow Edition
I know this is just an incredibly unflattering picture of Sheryl Crow, but she does look like a tranny and since I wasn’t too crazy about Sheryl Crow to begin with, I will confidently say that she’s on a one-way train to fuglytown.
Kelly Preston Fancies Herself a Psychic
Kelly Preston is letting the world know that she predicted her marriage to John Travolta when she was 16.
“I did have sort of a flash. I came out of a film, saw the poster for Grease and I knew I’d be with him. I just knew. I was about 16 years old. I really knew it and it turned into, ‘I’m going to marry that man,’ and so he likes to tease me that I walked out and said, ‘I’m going to marry that man,’ and then did, ultimately.”
I’m pretty sure a lot of teenage girls had that very same vision after Grease came out. However, they all ditched the dream once they realized John Travolta was like, WAAAY gay and Kelly Preston was the only one left thinking he was still a catch. I would pity her if I cared even remotely about her feelings. Which I don’t, so raspberries to her.
