Madonna Is Freakishly Thin

Written by David

The Daily Mail has a long article talking to plastic surgeons, trainers, dietitians and others about why Madonna looks the way she does, and it’s kind of startling to me that nobody wants to come right out and say that she clearly has some sort of eating disorder. Just because she’s not puking up every meal or completely starving herself doesn’t mean that something isn’t wrong here. I mean good god, look at her hands:

Paris Hilton On David Letterman 9/28/07

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Some hilariously awkward moments when Dave keeps asking about Paris in prison, check it out:

Bump Watch: Jamie Lynn Spears

Written by Ty

Black is the color you wear when you are trying to hide something, is it not? And if I’m not mistaken, she’s looking a little more… ample if you know what I’m saying.

Remember When Celebrities Didn’t Look Like Date Rapists?

Written by Ty

Aww. This makes me sad because I loved Zach Morris. Now if I saw him in a dark alley I would run away. Well, first I would buy him some clean and clear, but then I would run away.

Playboy Wants Pam Anderson and Denise Richards To Possibly Pose Nude. Together.

Written by David

Playboy has a $1 million offer on the table for Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards to pose nude together and they are supposedly seriously considering it.

I swear, things like this seems to only come about twenty years after you’d love to see it. I’m sure we will see Jessica Alba naked in about 2032.

Did Matthew McConaughey Get Married to Camila Alves?

Written by David

Looks like it from the above, assuming I know my left from right. McConaughey has been rumored to be dating Brazilian model Camila Alves for a little bit now, and they were spotted in Paris together with McConaughey wearing a wedding band. This would be the first of what I am assuming will be multiple marriages for Matthew McConaughey.

Francis Ford Coppola Robbed

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Director Francis Ford Coppola’s house was robbed Wednesday night, and a computer was stolen which held his newest screenplay Tetro.

Robbers didn’t break into his private residence, but rather his business headquarters in Buenos Aires. They then tied up employees and ransacked the place. I’m sure Coppola has some sort of backup plan / off site storage solution for things as valuable as scripts, otherwise this would obviously be a little worse than a random robbery. It’s been quite some time since Coppola has written or directed anything worth a damn though (seriously, check it out, last 25ish years have been a little ugly, I mean Jack? The Rainmaker?), so it might not be a great loss for humanity.

Carrot Top Is So Bizarre

Written by David

I know, not news right? But every new photo just adds to the weirdness. It’s not as if the freakish ‘roid muscles aren’t weird enough, the guy has to add some eyeliner and nail polish to the package. And Carrot Top brand jeans. He is transforming into some sort of evil clown right before our eyes.

Pink is Getting Divorced. Probably.

Written by Ty

Break-up rumor! UsWeekly reports that Pink told some of her friends that she and husband Carey Hart are “… just not getting along anymore. We each need our space. We need our distance. It’s not like it was when we first started.” A friend of Carey’s confirms,

“Carey is tired of her always accusing him of cheating, and he’s fed up with the constant arguing. He says he cannot deal with her anymore. It’s his decision to put an end to this. They are 100 percent getting a divorce.”

Yes accusations of cheating and constant arguing are a good reason to want a divorce. A better reason? Your wife is a man.

The 15 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters You Will Ever See

Written by David

Bad plastic surgery happens when someone feels pressure to look good and they have more money than brains. Which pretty much describes the majority of celebrities out there.

Some of the following don’t quite look like human beings anymore, which would be tragic (this is voluntary! they didn’t have to look like this) if it weren’t so stupid. Most of these people were genetically blessed to begin with, which makes you wonder why they would risk their good looks just to hold off from aging a tiny bit longer. And many of the younger celebs on this list have absolutely no excuse at all, as good diet, exercise, and a healthy lifestyle would have fixed most of any flaws they felt they had.

Here are the fifteen worst celebrity plastic surgery disasters we could dig up, some of which are pretty damn horrifying:

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