Gay Mormon on this season of “Survivor” calls the Spice Girls reunion tour “the most significant historical event of the past 100 years.”
A gay mormon who loves coffee, how wacky!
The cast of the new “Survivor: China” includes Todd Herzog, a self-described openly gay Mormon from Pleasant Grove who, according to his profile on CBS’s Web site, believes he will succeed on the show because “he’s willing to gather wood and sh-t.” The 22-year-old former UVSC student also lists “drinking coffee” as a hobby, which, along with the “openly gay” thing, makes me wonder how Mormon he really is.
…Herzog isn’t the first openly gay LDS castaway on “Survivor.” In 2005, Salt Lake City-born Rafe Judkins made it to the final three of that season’s “Survivor: Guatemala.” Judkins approached the show with sincerity and a positive attitude, traits he attributed in part to his Mormon faith. Herzog claims to have a similarly enthusiastic outlook, although it’s not clear whether that stems from his religion or his excitement over the upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour, which he calls “the most significant historical event of the past 100 years.”
Crazily enough, I can remember when reality shows actually had fairly real people on them. They’ve always been pretty narcissistic people, but still. Now it’s all former pro wrestlers and gay mormons. And bartenders. I think Survivor has a yearly quota to meet when it comes to bartenders.
I’d like to see Todd Herzog start using YouTube once he’s done in China, I think we could have some Chris Crockerishness when it comes to his devotion to the Spice Girls. Leave Victoria Beckham alone!
David Beckam is a Phony
Does this look like a man who is too injured to play soccer? Ya, I didn’t think so either. It looks like a guy who is sprinting to his car with the shopping bags he paid for with his big fat paycheck that he gets for doing nothing because he is injured and can’t run. Right? Doesn’t make sense. I am calling shenanigans on David Beckham. It’s like getting caught at the mall when you called in sick to work, except David Beckham won’t get fired and now I can’t pay my rent. I told them I was buying Nyquil! And yes, they do sell Nyquil at Macy’s. It’s in the… uh… houseware section. By the pillows. Shut up, it totally makes sense.
Keifer Sutherland Wants to Fit In
I am so sick of trendy celebs like Keifer Sutherland trying to one-up each other. First I had to see his snatch outside of Hyde and now he’s been busted for drunk driving. Oh, that wasn’t his snatch? That was Paris? I get them confused sometimes. Anyhoo, the ‘24′ star was arrested last night in West Hollywood for drunk driving because he’s an idiot. He was pulled over for making an illegal u-turn and failed the breath test. Way to be like, 2 months too late, Keifer. Everyone knows DUI’s are OUT and Hit and Runs are IN. It’s true. I read it in the Shaw report.
Prince Harry Seen Snorting Vodka
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in quite awhile:
Prince Harry has been blasted for taking part in a potentially fatal booze game where it’s claimed he’s depicted snorting vodka.
This is not the first time the young royal, 23, has come under scrutiny for his social antics but heath professionals warn that this type of behaviour ‘could kill’.
‘There is nothing cool or glamorous about snorting alcohol,’ Alcohol Concern’s Frank Soodeen insists.
‘The medical view is clear. Taking alcohol up the nose increases the risk of direct alcohol damage to the brain.’
The video was taken last November in Namibia whilst Harry was on special leave from his army regiment, the Blues and Royals.
A source from the regiment believes that Harry’s commanders would not approve of his off-duty conduct.
‘This is not exactly behaviour becoming of an officer,’ he tells the Sun.
“There is nothing cool or glamorous about snorting alcohol.” Hahahahahahahahahaha
Ha. Whew.
Part of me is hoping this becomes a widespread phenomenon so we can get some guaranteed to be hilarious government sponsored PSA’s going on the subject.
And just to prove you can find anything on YouTube, here is some bright English guy snorting some vodka:
Britney Hates her Fans
Among a slew of other allegations about Britney Spears, former bodygaurd Tony Barretto has come out and said that Britney doesn’t like when her fans touch her or ask for her autograph,
“If that happens, there is the potential for us ALL to have a bad day because it puts her in such a bad mood.”
So Britney doesn’t like her fans? Well good, now I have something in common with Britney Spears besides an irrational love of snack cakes. Ya that’s right, I said it. Yodels are the shit, just try and tell me they’re not. You can’t.
Daily Link Roundup Including The Greatest Movie Tattoos of All Time
- Nicole Ritchie looks pretty amazing pregnant. Kind of an improvement. Bumpshack
- O.J. Simpson’s new girlfriend is frightening looking. Bitten and Bound
- Britney’s bodyguard keeps spilling dirt, now says she almost died of an overdose. And has gas problems. Not sure which is more shocking there. Backseat Cuddler
- The ten worst celeb mugshots of all time. Popcrunch
- Pete Doherty is claiming sobriety. Not going to believe that one. Dlisted
- And finally, the best tattoos in movie history. I think the Memento guy should have been a little higher, what with how integral to the plot it was and all, but all in all not a bad list. Blog 9 From Outer Space
Meg White Sex Tape
You know there are words you just never expect you’ll need to write, and “Meg White sex tape” is definitely up there on that list.
But it exists, and it is out there now. If you want to check it out go to Pop Crunch who has a screencap and a link to a file sharing site where you can watch. If, you know, you’re the kind of person who wants to see Meg White having sex. Which I’m guessing you probably do. We both know you’re a sick bastard.
Just from looking at the screencap I’m a little surprised by the lack of red and white swirls. Totally would have thought her bedroom would be decked out. I’m a little disappointed.
Hannah Montana Is NOT Pregnant
Despite earlier rumors to the contrary, Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana is not knocked up.
The evidence given was a J-14 magazine article supposedly discussing her pregnancy, but the magazine refuted the rumors today:
J-14 NEVER reported that Miley Cyrus is pregnant. Someone doctored the “This Just In” article that appeared on page 16 of J-14’s July 2007 issue, where a few of Miley’s Hannah Montana co-stars talked about her gross habits. … This story is completely fabricated!
Definitely did seem too funny to be true that the 15 year old Disney star daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus would be pregnant and announcing it in a teen magazine. This is pretty much exactly what hush hush abortions are all about right here.
Celebrity Weight Scale
Step right up and find out if you are more on the Prince end of the scale or if you tilt more Roseanne. I think her feelings might have to be a little hurt to be listed right before Mr. Ed.
This would totally be better with slightly more modern celebrities though. Replace Baby Jesus with Mary Kate and Ashley, and then on the other end of the scale rock some Kirstie Alley and John Travolta. If you get up in the morning and weigh Kirstie Alley then you’d sure as hell know not to stop at Krispie Kreme on your way to work.
Brad Pitt Is Boring
Brad Pitt on his new movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford:
When a perky MTV producer threw him the standard softball, “What did you learn from doing this movie?” Pitt didn’t swing for it. “I didn’t learn shit, really,” he said.
Honesty out of an actor, you have to appreciate that.
