Britney Spears Custody Updates
Written by Ty
Looks like instead of the 50/50 custody she was hoping for, Britney will now get 2 supervised visits with her children per week. 1 afternoon and 1 overnight. The reason she did not get 50/50 custody is because the coach revealed that Britney missed three of their appointments and during the appointments that she actually made it to, she ignored her kids. Stellar. Maybe if the kids want attention they should dress up like frappuccinos. It would be effective AND adorable… as long as they don’t mind hickeys on their heads.
Britney Spears… Master of Disguise!
Written by Ty
While celebrating her album release at Winston’s last night, Britney, dressed as a french whore, asked the bartender to switch clothes with her. A source at the scene said,
“While waiting for a (bathroom) stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, ‘you have nice tits! Mine are all saggy’!…at this point, the bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply… clearly taken aback, but with a great attitude, went back behind the bar and continued serving drinks in Spear’s French maid outfit, telling patrons, ‘I’m wearing Britney’s costume, including her bra! She made me take her bra!’ ”
That’s gross. Why do people keep agreeing to switch clothes with her? I’m pretty sure her panties are coated with a new, undiscovered venereal disease that consists of some combination of herpes, the clap, and HIV. Clerpehiv. It’s like cancer of the poon, only itchier.
Kim Kardashian Playboy Photos
Written by David
Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Written by David
It’s that time of year again, here’s what various celebs are dressing up as in 2007, after the jump (and check back for updates, we’ll be updating as more photos come in):
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Daily Link Roundup Including Fashion Tips From Maddox of The Best Page In The Universe
Written by David
- Britney Spears is so cutting edge that she’s repeating stunts Madonna did 20+ years ago. Bitten and Bound
- And here I thought Nicole Ritchie was getting semi-respectable with the pregnancy and all. Not so much. Celeb Slam
- Simon Cowell is a fan of lap dances. As we all are. Daily Stab
- Diana Ross is so damn scary. Dlisted
- This might actually be a decent game show - Trivial Pursuit is coming to television. Erati
- Lindsay Lohan is looking pretty fantastic again. CityRag
- Amy Winehouse might be bulimic. Which would explain the McDonald’s obsession I suppose. Pop Crunch
- Oprah Winfrey’s School for Girls in Africa is a huge mess. Stupid Celebrities
- 101 Celebrity Jailbirds Celebrity Cowboy
- Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion Maddox
Jordin Sparks to Stay a Virgin
Written by Ty
American Idol winner, Jordan Sparks is keeping a promise that she made to herself by not sleeping around like Haley Scarnato a total slut. Her parents gave her a ring when she was 13 that had “True Love Waits” inscribed in it and she plans to keep her virginity until marriage. She told US magazine.com,
“Temptation is always there… it’s hard everyday, but I made a promise to myself.”
Temptation, really? I’d like names, please. When will these girls learn… not being able to get laid is NOT THE SAME as saving yourself. Give this girl a wine cooler and a frat party and let her learn the joy of morning after regret like the rest of us.
Stephen Colbert Promises To “Crush The State Of Georgia” If Elected President
Written by David
As a resident of Atlanta and a big Stephen Colbert fan, I feel a little conflicted here:
Look out Georgia.
Stephen Colbert brought his fanciful presidential campaign to the campus of the University of South Carolina on Sunday, telling several hundred sign-waving fans that he’ll take care of the rival state to the south.
“I promise, if elected, I will crush the state of Georgia,” the 43-year-old actor-comedian said to the cheering crowd.
He also went on to compare the fruit offerings of both states:
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Paris Hilton Makes For A Pretty Slutty Alice In Wonderland
Written by David
You have to love Halloween. Any holiday that makes women feel like it’s a good idea to parade around essentially naked is pretty ok with me. In fact, why can’t women do this every holiday? You’re telling me Easter wouldn’t be a little spiced up if women went to church services dressed up like this?
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Marisa Tomei Steals Stuff
Written by Ty
To “prepare for a new role”, Marisa Tomei admitted to stealing from a drug store,
“I have stolen recently… Band-Aids! There were five Band-Aids in the pack, and I got a sticker shock at the price, so I just grabbed one, which was all I needed.”
Marisa Tomei is still acting! I know, shocking! Oh and the part about her being a cheap fuck is pretty scandalous too. Sticker shock? This isn’t a BMW we’re talking about here, it’s a travel size package of band-aids. $1.50 tops. If Danny Bonaduce can afford a mansion in Los Feliz and he does NOTHING, I think Academy Award winner Marisa Tomei can buy a fucking band-aid.
Misinterpreted Photo of the Day
Written by Ty
Just wondering… if your kid is half African American, is it still racist if he leaves the house in black face?
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