Pink and Carey are Still Getting Divorced

Written by Ty

More details about Pink and Carey Hart’s rocky relationship are starting to surface, including how Pink told Carey that he could sleep with other women while she was away for work.

Apparently…she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!”

I would generally be inclined to agree with the woman here, but since there isn’t one in this story, I think it’s probably healthier that Carey actually gets some poon once in a while instead of crying to himself and pretending to sleep as his wife pokes him in the back all night long.

Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

Written by Ty

Have you ever lost your keys and you search and search for them and you were SURE that you put them in your purse, but you’ve emptied it out 6 times now and they still aren’t there and you’ve already disassembled your couch because you were SURE that they were lodged in the depth of the cushions, but they aren’t, and then you run upstairs over and over again just to make SURE they aren’t on the dresser, which, of course, they’re not, and then finally when your significant other has had enough and is threatening to leave you if you don’t get more organized, you start remembering little bits about the night before that include more than several shots of tequila and a rather painful game of hide the keys? Well, so did Katherine Heigl.

Kid Rock Arrested At An Atlanta Waffle House (With Mug Shot)

Written by David

Kid Rock was arrested in Dekalb county early Sunday morning, after getting into a confrontation with some guy at a Waffle House:

A few hours later, Kid Rock, who calls his genre-bending blend of country, rap and southern rock “hick-Hop,” was arrested after police said he and his entourage beat up a customer — at a local Waffle House.

Rock, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie, was charged with simple battery, as were five other men who were with him.
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Police said Ritchie was finishing up a post-show meal at a Waffle House on Buford Highway about 5:15 a.m. Sunday when a customer recognized a woman in his entourage and began exchanging words with her.

Ritchie joined in the altercation, which soon escalated into a physical fight between the rocker and the man, Harlem DeJon Akins, 39.

Soon, five other men in his entourage — including the guitarist and the bass player in his band, Twisted Brown Trucker — jumped into the fray, and the fight spilled from inside the restaurant into the parking lot, said police spokeswoman Mekka Parish.

When the brawl ended, Ritchie and his group got into their tour bus and left the scene. An officer pulled the bus over at Buford Highway and Lenox Road, and all five men were booked into jail on the misdemeanor battery charge.

The guy that Kid Rock’s entourage beat up is actually facing a stiffer sentence, because he broke a window worth $800. Apparently in Georgia that means he’s looking at a felony criminal damage to property.

So you know, Kid Rock and five of his buddies kick your ass in a Waffle House and you’re facing a harsher charge than any of them. Seems fair.

Fergie Had Lesbian Flings When She Was Younger

Written by David

Fergie admits to having lesbian flings as a way of rebelling, also claims to have been raised a good Catholic girl in a new interview:

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has confessed to having a series of lesbian relationships when she was younger, in a bid to rebel against her parents.

The My Humps singer has revealed she rebelled against her parents and her strict Catholic upbringing when she was 18 experimenting with drugs and sex.

She said: “I have had lesbian experiences in the past. But I started having sex quite late on - after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl.

“I won’t say how many men I have slept with, although it’s not many, but I am a very sexual person.”

Fergie also has admitted to being a crystal meth addict. I don’t know about you, but I’m not finding many of these things surprising.

Actually the most shocking thing in the article is probably the tidbit that Fergie guest starred on Mr Belvedere and Married With Children as a child. I had no idea.

Model Falls Through Runway Hole During L.A. Fashion Week

Written by David

Always a good time watching models looking silly:

How to Handle a Heckler Like A Pro

Written by David

One of the things that makes stand up comedy one of my favorite forms of entertainment is the possibility that someone in the audience will make an idiot out of themselves by trying to heckle the guy on stage. Comedians have literally dozens of ways to disarm an audience member, and they are pretty much all fun to watch (although I wouldn’t recommend going off on a racist rant, that doesn’t end well).

Here are six great comedian responses to heckling:

6: Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan destroys some girl who “doesn’t believe he has a girlfriend”.

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Three Cheers for Side Boob!

Written by Ty

Since I enjoy side boob so much, I am going to go ahead and assume that you, my dedicated readers who share ALL the same common interests as me, would also enjoy this side boob. It’s Lindsay’s side boob, and I think she’s at The Grove, which is way exciting because I go there often and maybe one day I will see some Lohan side boob in person. If that happens, you can rest assured that I will tell you every detail about it and I will probably exaggerate the whole experience to make it more interesting than it really was. Until then, we will have to live vicariously through paparazzi pictures together.

Britney Runs People Over

Written by Ty

Britney ran over a photographer’s foot yesterday while trying to escape the mob of paparazzi. People reports,

Spears, 25, driving her white Mercedes convertible, slowly exits the garage while a mob of paparazzi begin taking photos.
Bulbs flashing, a man in a camouflage jacket is seen falling to the ground near her front left tire while apparently shouting in pain.

And for the record- Britney looked over and saw that the man wasn’t dead so she drove away. And of course if he DID happen to be dead, she would have still just driven away, because that’s just the kind of stand up human being that she is. Avoiding things is kind of Britney’s MO. You know what else Britney is good at avoiding? Salads!

Really? A Britney fat joke? What is this, early Septmember? Sorry guys.

Technology Hates Britney

Written by Ty

Excuses! InTouch reports that Britney is blaming bad cell phone service for today’s legal woes. She claims that the drug testers couldn’t get in touch with her because she gets bad service in Malibu.

Another strike for technology! First the doorbell , now the cell phone. Any excuse not to see her kids. At least a court mandate is slightly less traumatizing then being forgotten because your mother saw something shiny on the way out the door and spent the next 6 hours looking at her own reflection. But that’s not her fault, clearly the toaster was out to get her.

Spice vs. Spice

Written by Ty

The latest spice girl drama involves Posh Spice (aka Victoria Beckham) and Ginger Spice (aka- I have no idea what her real name is). Apparently Posh is furious that Ginger wants to sing some of her solo songs when they go on tour.

I too would hate if Ginger sang songs from her career as a solo artist. And also I would hate it if she sang songs from her career as a spice girl. In fact- the only thing I wouldn’t hate would be if Ginger and Posh Spice both apologized for the last two decades and promised never ever to sing again.

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