More Hansons Procreate

Zac Hanson, the youngest of the Hanson trio, is expecting a baby. Zac, 22, and his wife Kate, 23, told People,

“I am utterly thrilled at the thought of becoming a father. This is the most amazing time for us. It’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever done.”

That’s so weird, I didn’t know you could impregnate a woman if you had a vagina, but these kids have done it 4 times now. It’s a medical miracle!

Misinterpreted Photo of the Day: John Travolta

Remember When Celebrities Were Attractive? Heath Ledger Edition

Let’s All Call Heather Mills Mean Names!

“There are other recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a ‘one-legged bitch’. She’s hoping this shows people what she’s had to put up with, and will let the public make up their own mind about who was to blame for their split.”

Also in her secret vault of hi-larious tapes? One of Paul’s daughter, Stella McCartney telling her, “I hope you lose your other fucking leg!”

Because Stella McCartney is fucking awesome. Who knew?

Paris Hilton is Classy Like Whoa

Britney Spears ‘Gimme More’ Split Screen, What It Should Have Looked Like

Here’s what the choreographers actually wanted to have happen with Britney Spears performance at the 2007 VMA’s:

Kind of grainy video sure, but the difference is still pretty obvious. I’m sure it would have helped if Britney had bothered learning what she was supposed to do instead of staying perpetually drunk.

Britney Spears Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Drive. Ever.

Kevin Federline has decided to subpoena a TMZ video that shows Britney Spears blowing through a red light with her children in the backseat (and a court appointed monitor sitting in the passenger seat, wtf?).

Texting seems to be the culprit, as Britney holds her phone up to her face as she misses the light.

I kind of felt sorry for Britney until this one (you know, child star, no wonder she’s screwed up, sure she’s dumb but it’s all kind of pathetic, etc. etc.), but now that I know she’s one of those people (you know, inconsiderate assholes that put their cell phones above every other driver’s safety and well being) my sympathy has kind of run it’s course. Burn the bitch at the stake at this point.

Kanye West’s Mother, Donda West, Dies At Age 58

The mother of Kanye West, Donda West, died yesterday from complications following some sort of cosmetic surgery procedure. She was 58.

Donda West was the head of English at Chicago State University, but left that career to become her son’s manager a few years ago. She raised Kanye as a single mother after his father left when Kanye was three years old. Kanye’s song “Hey Mama” was about Donda.

Donda recently wrote a book about her experience raising Kanye entitled “Raising Kanye: Life Lessons From the Mother of a Hip-Hop Superstar“.

Always tragic to see people die before their time, whether it’s from something like a car accident or something unnecessary like plastic surgery.

Natavia Lowery Arrested For Murdering New York Real Estate Agent Linda Stein

The Nanny Diaries turns deadly?:

A Manhattan personal assistant fatally bludgeoned her boss, the well-connected real-estate agent Linda Stein, in the woman’s opulent Fifth Avenue apartment because Ms. Stein “just kept yelling at her,” a law enforcement official said today. The assistant was arrested this morning.

Something some of our hollywood celebs might want to keep in mind if they’re not so nice to their personal assistants. I’ve never understood the logic in being a dick to the person who holds a huge amount of your life in their hands, but it still seems to happen an awful lot. People with assistants will probably be a tad nicer for the next few weeks though once they hear this story.