Lindsay Lohan Looks Awful
Let’s do a little compare and contrast between that top picture and this one:
Drugs are bad kids.
These are apparently the pictures Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend released recently, check them out:
Nicole Kidman Pregnant
Nicole Kidman is pregnant. She’s been married to husband Keith Urban for 18 months.
This will actually be Kidman’s first natural pregnancy. She suffered a miscarriage and an ectopic pregnancy with Tom Cruise. As much of a nutter as he is it wouldn’t surprise me if that wasn’t part of the reason behind the divorce. They did have two adopted children.
Kidman is 40, an age where I’m not sure attempting pregnancy after earlier struggles would be such a hot idea, but who knows. No due date as of yet, but I’d imagine she’s pretty far along if she’s comfortable letting the media in on the story.
Girl Won Hannah Montana With Fake Essay Claiming Father Died In Iraq, Mother Priscilla Ceballos Shows No Remorse
You know I can’t even be outraged by this, it’s just so ridiculous that all I can do is laugh.
A Texas girl won Hannah Montana tickets with a fake essay claiming her father was killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq.
The essay began with the words “My daddy died this year in Iraq”. Her mother Priscilla Ceballos said “”We did the essay and that’s what we did to win … We did whatever we could do to win.”
Do they give out free crack at these Hannah Montana concerts?
Kim Kardashian Is A Big Fan Of In-N-Out
In more ways than one I imagine, but here she is at the fast food restaurant.
Potential Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Daddies
Here is the list of producers for Jamie Lynn Spears’ show “Zoey 101″. According to the recent Star magazine report any of them could potentially be the father:
Dan Schneider (pictured above, actually was an actor, starred on “Head of the Class” so he’s the most famous of the group)
Joe Catania
Bill O’Dowd
Robin Weiner
Jörg Westerkamp
Neil A. Sheridan
Jan Körbelin
Chris Robinson
A couple of those names are gender neutral and I have no idea, so I included them anyway. I also left out the females in the group, as well as Jamie Lynn’s brother Bryan. Although that would be hilarious.
Will be really interesting to see if the truth comes out on this one. It definitely should, as the guy who did this is really quite a scumbag.
Could Jamie Lynn Spears Have An Abortion?
Probably the oddest thing about the entire Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy is the fact that abortion apparently hasn’t even been discussed as an option. This could make sense if a Nickelodean exec really is the father since Jamie Lynn and the family might be a little pissed, but it definitely seems like this is the kind of thing that you’d expect to have taken care of in a hush hush manner, possibly with a payout or something to Jamie Lynn.
Since most miscarriages occur in the first or early second trimester, and Jamie Lynn is already 3-4 months along, my guess is that if Jamie Lynn ends up “losing” the baby we’ll be seeing a situation where she decided she couldn’t go through with things and decided to terminate.
But then again, you have to think she’s already done significant damage to her career by getting knocked up at such a young age. Jamie Lynn Spears’ biggest hurdle in life was likely to be proving that she wasn’t as big of a headcase as her sister, and she’s pretty much blown that already. Which really makes you wonder why this wasn’t swept under the rug to begin without any media coverage.
Really a strange situation all around, one that I think still has a few twists and turns left to see.
Mischa Barton Can Be Just As Dumb as Lindsay, Nicole, and Paris
Mischa Barton apparently felt like she wasn’t getting enough attention lately, so she managed to get herself arrested by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department with a ton of illegal substances on her.
She pretty much covers all the bases here:
- Officers saw her in two different lanes at once
- She failed to signal a left hand turn
- She was not a licensed driver
- Of course she was hammered
- And to top it off she had marijuana and a “controlled substance” in the car with her”
Pretty much everything you’d expect from a Hollywood starlet having a public meltdown. You hate to see the lack of originality from kids these days. She needs to try a little harder, maybe run over a pedestrian or something next time.
Josh Duhamel Proposes To Fergie
Josh Duhamel, star of NBC’s “Las Vegas” and the movie “Transformers” has proposed to Fergie, his girlfriend of three years. The two recently bought a house together, so this wasn’t a surprise.
Hopefully he can keep her away from the booze so that she can avoid some of the mishaps like the one in the picture above.
Jeanne Carmen dies at 77
Pinup queen Jeanne Carmen has died at the age of 77 from lymphoma.
Carmen had a pretty crazy life. She ran away from home at 13, went to New York and found success as a dancer on Broadway. She then went into modeling, but her strangest gig was probably trick golfer. Carmen would perform various stunts such as hitting a golf ball out of a man’s mouth. She claimed that later in life she used those skills to hustle golfers in Las Vegas with mobster Johnny Roselli.
Carmen claimed affairs with Frank Sinatra, John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy, Errol Flynn, and others.
Interviewer Confuses John Cusack With Kevin Spacey
This is one of the more painful things to watch that I’ve seen recently:
