Jake Gyllenhaal High School Yearbook Photo
Jake Gyllenhaal’s yearbook picture.
A school play picture.
Jake in another play.
And here’s his sister Maggie Gyllenhaal for good measure (she was apparently a senior):
Senior photo.
Maggie Gyllenhaal singing.
And finally an ad that Maggie’s parents took out for her. Pretty cute.
Always fun to see the celeb roots.
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Bart Simpson Is A Scientologist
Who knew? The voice actress Nancy Cartwright, famous for voicing Bart Simpson, is apparently massively into Scientology. She is originally a midwestern girl from Ohio, but she bought into the religion in a big way after making it in Hollywood.
Last year she gave over $10 million to the Church of Scientology to help spread the word of L. Ron Hubbard across the universe (earth apparently isn’t a big enough conquest to work towards). That’s twice as much as Tom Cruise has given in recent years (although his $5 million could be far more, he’s simply been given awards for two $2.5 million contributions).
Page Six managed to get ahold of a Scientology magazine called “Impact” that listed celeb donations. Here are some others:
Kirstie Alley, 57, Diamond Meritorious Award: $5 million.
John Travolta, 53, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million.
Kelly Preston, 45, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million.
Priscilla Presley, 62, Patron Award: $50,000.
Nancy is a pretty wealthy woman, reportedly making about $5.5 million a year, but even at that salary level a $10 million donation is a huge chunk of change. How brainwashed must she be to give almost two years of salary to an organization like the Church of Scientology?
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Jessica Simpson Is Drunk
Jessica Simpson is apparently too drunk to enter her car like a normal person. Luckily she has a slightly less drunk looking Tony Romo around to give her a boost.
Sherri Shepherd Has Never Voted
Ok, so it’s pretty ignorant to never vote, but that’s not even the ridiculous part of Sherri Shepherd’s statements on voting today on The View.
No the ridiculous part was Shepherd saying she had never voted (since 1985 mind you) because she “never knew the dates or anything.”
Shepherd shouldn’t be able to get a job in a fast food restaurant, how in the hell is she on a widely watched TV show? Elizabeth Hasselbeck looks like a Rhodes Scholar next to this woman.
See the video here.
Britney Spears Blender Article
The much awaited Blender Britney Spears cover story is out, which you can read in it’s entirety here. It purports to be the inside story of how it all went wrong.
Sadly, the above image isn’t actually Britney’s body. She didn’t pose for the cover, so they used a composite shot, and the body doesn’t belong to Spears.
Miley Cyrus Underwear Pictures
Who wants to lay odds that Miley Cyrus is going to be the next little hellion a la Lindsay Lohan / Paris Hilton / Britney Spears? I think we’ve got a few years to wait still, but I see some unplanned pregnancies and rehab appearances in her future for sure. You can see the seeds of it all in these pictures.
Britney Spears Topless
Britney Spears is no stranger to flashing her private parts lately, and here she is having some trouble with her top at Millennium Dance Studio as she dances for Sam Lufti. Like always, would have been awesome seven years ago, now it’s just kind of meh.
New Kids On The Block Reunion
Apparently members of New Kids On The Block are all desperate for money, as they’ve decided to stage a reunion tour.
I guess they’re looking to cash in after the mega successful Spice Girls comeback? Somehow I’m thinking the reception might not be the same.
The band’s website is now back up and running, in anticipation of the official announcement, which still hasn’t been made. The New Kids are now in their late 30’s, and I’m sorry but isn’t this just a really bizarre idea? Are they going to play shopping malls? Who in the hell would pay money to see this?
Disney Celebrity Ads
The full collection of Disney’s Year of a Million Dreams ads featuring many celebs. These are actually pretty cool, check them out:
Scarlet Johansson as Cinderella
Check out the rest after the jump:
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Reggie Bush Appreciates Kim Kardashian’s Assets
Priceless picture. Not sure how I’d feel about it if I were a Saints fan though, you have to think the whole Kim Kardashian experience isn’t going to make Reggie Bush a better football player. Loss of focus and all that.
