Jessica Sierra Sex Tape

Written by David Linebreak

Jessica Sierra Sex Tape

Jessica Sierra has faced a rocky road following her appearance in the finals of Season Four of American Idol. She’s had a pregnancy scare, rehab appearances (including a spot on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab show), a drug arrest, and now adult film company Vivid Entertainment is preparing to release a Sierra sex tape.

The tape, entitled Jessica Sierra Superstar, will be released on January 30th. Sierra is an absolute mess, and it’s altogether possible that her (kind of small really) brush with fame might have been the worst possible thing that could have happened to her.

Posted on January 28, 2008 | Read more articles on Sex Tapes

Hollywood Feels The Need To Turn Asian MIT Genuises Into Pretty White People

Written by David Linebreak

I read the book ‘Bringing Down The House‘ years ago, thought it was a really great read and was looking forward to the film version coming out later this year. The book is about a group of MIT students who who made boatloads of money in Vegas with an elaborate card counting scheme.

The two main characters of the book are of Asian descent

Jeff Ma and Mike Aponte:

Jeff Ma Mike Aponte

So obviously, I was wondering how Hollywood would handle that, since you know, movies typically have beautiful white people in the lead roles.

But never fear, Hollywood decided to cast the leads as Jim Sturgess and Kate Bosworth (wtf, even a gender change?), so crisis averted, right?

Jim Sturgess Kate Bosworth

Check out the trailer for 21 here so you can fully feel the outrage. Every time you think Hollywood can’t stoop a little lower they somehow manage to find a way.

Posted on January 28, 2008 | Read more articles on Movie Trailers

Montel Williams On Fox News Wants To Talk About Troops, Not Heath Ledger

Written by David Linebreak

Nice to see Montel Williams getting his very good point across in a respectful way, interestingly he apparently didn’t come back (wasn’t allowed to come back?) after the commercial to talk about his book.

Posted on January 27, 2008 | Read more articles on Heath Ledger

Sean John Combs Loves His Mother

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Diddy Grinding On His Mother

This picture of Diddy grinding on his mother might be the strangest thing I’ve seen on the internet in days, which is really saying something. WTF?

Posted on January 27, 2008 | Read more articles on Sean John

Miss America Winner

Written by David Linebreak

Miss America Winner

The winner of the 2008 Miss America beauty pageant is Miss Michigan, Kirsten Haglund.

The runners up:

4th runner up: Miss South Carolina (Crystal Alicia Garrett)
3rd runner up: Miss Virginia (Hannah Martine Kiefer)
2nd runner up: Miss Washington (Elyse L. Umemoto)
1st runner up: Miss Indiana (Nicole Elizabeth Rash)

Haglund is 19 years old and attends the University of Cincinnati’s Conservatory of Music. She wants to eventually pursue a career on Broadway. I’m not entirely sure if a Miss America win helps her or hurts her with that ambition?

Posted on January 27, 2008 | Read more articles on TV

The 2007 Cowboys In 8 Seconds

Written by David Linebreak

Hilarious, even if you’re not a sports fan.

Posted on January 26, 2008 | Read more articles on Jessica Simpson

Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures

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Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures

Can anyone come up with a good reason why Keeley Hazell hasn’t been able to make the leap to being super famous in the US just yet?

Jessica Alba manages to find consistent employment, so it’s not as if you need any particular talent or anything. A pretty … face will do, and Hazell has that in spades. Put her in a romantic comedy with Hugh Grant or Ben Stiller, I’m pretty sure she’d be able to do as well as anyone who’s currently filling those roles.

But until that day, we’ll have to settle for mind blowing shots of Hazell in a bikini.

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Posted on January 26, 2008 | Read more articles on Keeley Hazell

Eve Stripper Pictures

Written by David Linebreak

Eve Stripper

Apparently rapper Eve was a stripper in her days before joining up with the group Ruff Ryders in the late 90’s. And there are pictures to prove it. Really, um provocative pictures with some nudity, that you can view here (very NSFW).

It looks like she worked in a pretty hard core strip club.

Posted on January 26, 2008 | Read more articles on Eve

Eva Longoria In London, Eva Longoria promotes “Over Her Dead Body”

Written by David Linebreak

eva longoria over her dead body


Eva Longoria is in London to promote her new movie, “Over Her Dead Body”. Hmmmmmm lets see, In Over Her Dead Body, Eva plays a wife who dies and then haunts her ex-husband as he tries to move on with his life. Seems like just the perfect fit for our little princess bitch.

Hope Tony doesn’t see this movie, because it may be a glimpse into the future.

Posted on January 25, 2008 | Read more articles on Eva Longoria

Britney Worth $110 Million to the Economy

Written by David Linebreak

Britney Spears Hot


A few day ago President Bush asked for a stimulus plan to help our economy. We dont need no stinkin stimulus plan. We need MORE BRITNEY!

The one woman wrecking ball brings a whopping $110-$120 Million Dollars to the economy according to Portfolio Magazine.

Lets look at the breakdown:

Record Companies, Perfume Sales, Promotions, Appearance Fees and other endorcements are estimated to have brought in $30-$40 Million dollars since 1999.

The Paparazzi: Pictures of the old broken down mess, bring in 250-100k. X17 estimates that Britney accounts for 30 percent of its revenue. Splash News says that Britney accounts for 10 to 15 percent of its business.

The Media: Tabloid Rags can bring in 33% more revenue when Britney is on the cover. According the Portfolio, “Between January 2006 and July 2007, Britney was a cover subject of People, Us Weekly, In Touch, Life & Style, OK!, or Star a total of 175 times in just 78 weeks”.

The Web: Britney has held the crown over at Yahoo for 6 of the last 7 years as the most searched celebrity. Only Paris Hilton beat her in 2004. In 2007, Britney’s searches jumped over 60%. Youtube raked in massive amounts of exposure over the Chris Crocker rant.

K-Fed: K-Fed gets $35,000 a month from Britney in spousal and child-support payments, man that is easy money.

Grand Total for profiting off Britney?

$110-$120 million!

Don’t go feeling sorry for our favorite little tramp, Britney is still pulling in roughly $9 million a year. I am sure she “blows” 99% of it anyway.

Posted on January 25, 2008 | Read more articles on Britney Spears
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