Sophia Vergara Has Impressive Cleavage
Sophia Vergara isn’t all that well known (she has a role on the television show Dirty Sexy Money), but she has some impressive features on display here at Elton John’s Oscar party. I’m getting a young Selma Hayek vibe with these pictures. She has huge breasts is what I’m trying to say. Anyway, check out some more pictures of Sophia Vergara’s cleavage:
Elsa Pataky Bikini Pictures
Adrian Brody is a goofy looking bastard, but I think most guys would trade places with him in a heartbeat after seeing these pictures of him with his girlfriend Elsa Pataky in a skimpy bikini.
You might know Elsa from Snakes on a Plane (and if you do I’m sorry you had to sit through that), but apart from that movie Pataky hasn’t made much of an impact in the US. She’s big in Spain though, where she’s a huge actress and also a spokesman for a chain of ice cream stores. Hopefully she’ll get some more film offers in the US, because she’s definitely not too hard on the eyes. Now on to the bikini shots:
Miley Cyrus Cell Phone Pics
These Miley Cyrus cell phone pictures aren’t quite as scandalous as her half naked pictures that popped up recently, but you can still see what a camera whore she is. Typical of a 15 year old maybe? I’m not sure it’s going to be all that long before we have a Vanessa Hudgens type scandal on our hands with Hannah Montana’s shutterbug ways.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck And Sherri Sheperd Were Hideous Looking Children
Elizabeth Hasselbeck was not at all an attractive child:
Hasselbeck today:
Sherri Sheperd, one of the dumbest women alive, also wasn’t a cute child. You can see the future porker to be in this picture:
Sheperd today:
“Girls Gone Wild” Joe Francis: “Girls Gone Wild Magazine”
Um isn’t this guy in prison? Oh wait, he is. But apparently still out to cash in on his genius “Girls Gone Wild” franchise. The New York Post reports that on April 15th, which I find ironic since he’s awaiting a trial for income tax evasion and that’s usually tax day, the “Girls Gone Wild Magazine” will hit newsstands. In the first issue, the Kardashians in swim wear. Yep Joe, I’ll be first in line for that one.
“Today” Video: Reunites “One Day at a Time” Cast
Oh…so this is what Valerie Bertinelli did before Jenny Craig…..
“Superhero” Movie Trailer: Coming March 28th
So I was thinking the other day, “Man, there hasn’t been a spoof movie in like 43 days. What’s going on???” Well here it is, another knee-slapper sure to make you wonder if every movie in existence will someday be spoofed.
Kim Kardashian: On “Live With Regis and Kelly”
Kim Kardashian visited the set of “Live with Regis and Kelly” today and here’s what she had to say.
Ryan Seacrest and Kelly Ripa: Backstage at American Idol
Ryan Seacrest somehow found time to do yet something else and gave Kelly Ripa a tour of the American Idol set. Also included, Kelly’s hilarious “audition.”
Valerie Bertinelli: Tell-all on Oprah
Valerie Bertinelli, who I guess because of my age I only know from her work with Jenny Craig, has written a book all about her life and was on Oprah February 25 talking about it. Her marriage to Eddie Van Halen was a main topic of the interview and Oprah, ever the subtle one, asked the questions everyone really wanted to know.
