Jimmy Fallon Spoofs a Sulky Robert Pattinson
Originally posted Friday October 30, 2009 03:05 PM EDT
Attention Robert Pattinson fanatics: The world’s most famous tortured bloodsucker can’t stand Halloween. Or at least that’s the humorous way Late Show host Jimmy Fallon portrays a moody version of the Twilight star in the latest installment in his series Robert Is Bothered.
“Halloween bothers me,” sulks Fallon-as-Pattinson. “Costumes are stupid. Are you a werewolf? No you’re not, you’re a person. You can’t fool me. Jackass! No candy!”
“Pumpkins are dumb fat squashes,” Fallon jokes in a fake British accent. “Candy corns are stupid. Are you a candy or are you corn?”
The skit follows previous Robert Is Bothered spoofs on Snickers ads and Shark Week.
Jimmy Kimmel owns Melissa Joan Hart
Wow, that was good.
Kate Gosselin Costume
It’s being called the costume of the year. Though, it does look alittle like a young Judge Judy also. Maybe their related.
Heidi Klum Topless
These are photos from a new book titled Rankin’s Heidilicious. Inside are a lot of photos over the years of Heidi teasing everybody that saw a photo of her. Here are some of those photos.
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- The Name May Have Changed, But Everything Else Is Still The Same.
You can buy the Book at AMAZON for about 40.00 or you can save your money and do a google search and get the same photos. Probably better ones.
Jon and Hailey reportedly SPLIT
The same week Hailey claims to be verbally abused and that Jon has Man Tantrums, they have decided to go their own ways. Though, odds are they’ll be back together within two weeks, and claim it was all a big misunderstanding. They’ll probably also explain that they have gotten better at communicating with each other and that they really do love each other.
We’ll see though.
Chaz Bono First Interview: As a Man
You still look like a woman!
In Chaz Bono’s first interview since first announcing in June that he would undergo a sex change, the child of Cher and the late Sonny Bono says that after 40 years, he is finally enjoying life as a man.
Bono, formerly known as Chastity, tells Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing Thursday and Friday, that the ordeal was “a long process going back almost a decade.”
According to Bono — who first came out as gay at 18, which caused mom Cher to reportedly flip out — the most difficult step he had to take was, “finding the courage not to worry about what other people would think of me so much.”
He also says he “got clean and sober in 2004 and I couldn’t have done this before that.”
Bono has been undergoing a female-to-male sex change and gender reassignment surgery since March, and the process has already had significant physical changes on his body, which he jokes is like “literally going through puberty.”
“It lowered my voice,” he tells Entertainment Tonight. “Fat redistributes, muscle growth, hair growth, sex drive increases… I shave about once a week now.”
When it came time to have surgery to have his breasts removed, he told Entertainment Tonight that “it was a relief.”
Read More at US Magazine
Joanna Krupa to grace cover of ‘Playboy’
Is the ‘Whole World’ Turning on Jon?
'Why are you so mean to me? I'm the only one that likes you.'
We know the media doesn’t like Jon, his Producers, other Producers, his wife, friends of his wife, most people that read the articles about him, but what about his girlfriend?
“He’ll call me and take his anger out on me. He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, ‘Why are you so mean to me?’… Sometimes he has trouble with the truth, and he will dance and dance around his lies. He’s like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him… but I dislike him at times.”
Sounds like he’s on the verge of losing her too.
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You hve your choice between Kanye West, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and Rod Something or other.
‘This is It’ rakes in $25 Million in one day
The Michael Jackson concert documentary This Is It earned $20.1m at worldwide box offices in its first day, the studio that made the film has said.
The movie, which is based on rehearsal footage for the star’s ill-fated comeback shows, was premiered around the world on Tuesday.
Steve Elzer from Sony Pictures said the movie is a “reaffirmation of the global appeal of Michael Jackson”.
The film made $7.4m in the US and $2m in the UK.
“The studio believes that the worldwide launch, with very strong performance across North America, Europe, Latin America and Asia, represents an amazing beginning for the film,” Mr Elzer said in a statement. He has also revealed that the studio will submit the movie to the Academy Awards for consideration this year in the best picture category.
To be a contender for Oscar shortlisting, the film must complete a seven-day run in Los Angeles County and film-makers would need to “submit the proper paperwork,” Academy spokeswoman Leslie Unger said.
Read More at BBC
