Pete Doherty Wins at Life

July 3, 2007

Pete Doherty showed up so late for court this morning that they issued a warrant for his arrest. Once he finally showed up, he pleaded guilty to possession of many drugs, as well as 2 DUI charges. Oh, and this comes just the day after reports that he and Kate Moss have split because she found out he was cheating on her.

I really hate when Pete Doherty does anything remotely newsworthy because that means I have to write about him and that means I have to look at pictures of him and honestly I would rather be looking at a picture of Rebecca Gayheart’s dog shit wearing a top hat then this waste of space.