Amy Winehouse says no to rehab

Amy Winehouse has checked herself out of rehab after only spending a mere 48 hours in the place. Then she caught a ride back to London in order to get a brain scan. “Doctors ordered Amy, 23, to have the brain scan after she had a seizure during her overdose. It will reveal whether the singer has a form of epilepsy — which could have been undetected until now.” Now don’t get me wrong, but ODing on heroine, ectasy, horse tranqulizers and cocaine might have been the cause of the seizure. But any reason to leave rehab is good enough for Amy, even if she had to pay off doctors to tell people she might have epilepsy.





Dear Wonky Wino,
Dunno if ya got the memo or not, but it’s gauche to live out your songs!