Angelina Jolie has Nasty Arms

November 3, 2007

Isn’t it interesting how celebrities we used to think were hot are all terrifying now? First Madonna and her steroid arms, now Angelina is showing off her veiny limbs. It’s like I can see inside of her, but it’s not in the sexy way. It’s in the way that gives me nightmares and makes me cry myself to sleep at night. Visions of skeletor hands reaching for me, begging me to give them a sandwich.