Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz: To Wed May17th

The reportedly pregnant singer, Ashlee Simpson, encourages the rumor mill by planning to wed Fall Out Boy singer Pete Wentz May17th. Entertainment Tonight insiders say that the Saturday nuptials will take place at a private Los Angeles home with around 120 guests attending the outdoor affair.

I guess we’ll see next Saturday if tents and flowers are at the house to prove the wedding, like we were clued in at the Jay-Z/Beyonce event. The couple will most likely share hair and makeup people to save costs.

And in case you were curious, big sis Jessica Simpson, currently famous for dating NFL boy Tony Romo and licking frosting off his face, will stand next to her little sister as her maid of honor on the big day. Don’t even try it Ash. I’m sure that bitch will look great in any frilly embarrassing dress you might make her wear.

In case you forgot it, here’s that weird video that Pete released a while ago where Ashlee was a pregnant chick eating cheetos with a street date of July.

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