Ashley Kaufmann: Paternity Results For Sale

July 4, 2008

Maybe Michael Lohan is used to making money off his children in ridiculous ways because now he’s trying to sell the paternity results.

“He’s approaching everyone to get the highest bid because, if he is the dad, he’s going to need the money for back child support,” an insider revealed to the New York Post.

Unfortunately for him, no one seems to be taking the bait. He’s looking for $20,000 for the story and OK! and People magazines have both passed on the offer.

“Nobody wants to buy DNA results,” says one source. “We’re not interested,” an OK! rep said matter-of-factly.

If this was Lindsay related, it might be different but sorry Michael, no one really cares about your illegitimate kids enough to pay that much for the paternity test results.

I’ll give him $5. Stay tuned for the exclusive story.