Avril Lavigne Might Be The Lamest Person Alive, Launches Perezlavigne.com

Avril Lavigne has apparently taken offense to posts that Perez Hilton has written about her, and has decided to launch a website to … accomplish something or other, I’m not exactly sure what. Fight back? Show the world just how much of a joke she is? I mean just check out the writing:
Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.
I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest silly person I’ve ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this web site now!
Someone needs to have a talk with Avril about overusing the word silly. It is kind of silly. And fucking ridiculous.
And wow, Perez used to be pretty slim (I think that might be the real news here):






Internet fights are like getting a gold medal at the special Olympics. Sure you won, but you’re still retarded.
Hahaha it’s so amusing watching her trying to spell. And she’s fighting in the internet not on it lol. This is just one more example of what an immature, spoiled, uneducated and shallow person she really is.
Sadly I do believe this website is fake. However it is amusing reading the comments her barely literate adoring fans leave lol
Avril’s agent confirmed today that the web site is actually a fake…The site has still casted 6,000 votes…
You meant 50.000 Votes, now ….
U R DA COOLEST PERSON IN DA WORLD!
yeah……
your face is so ugly
your boobs is very big
Opinions are like assholes everyones got one. Most of them stink.
My mom always said…If you don’t have anything nice to say, shut your pie hole.
What’s not to like about Avril. I mean she’s talented, beautiful, sexy and has a great voice.