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Axl Rose is Irrelevant

July 9, 2007

Axl RoseNot that anyone was asking, but Axl Rose issued a press release to explain his absence from the Live Earth roster. The list of excuses he uses include:

we were not asked until the last couple weeks while we were on tour in Australia

I was asked to perform individually with Lenny Kravitz … As we were working this out, Lenny unfortunately became injured and temporarily canceled his involvement from the event.

aaaaaand,

by the time they had reconfirmed Lenny’s performance, there wasn’t enough time to arrange flights for myself to Brazil and then to Japan for our upcoming shows.

It’s like a 5th graders list of excuses why he didn’t do his homework. “uhhh.. the dog ate it. And also I left it at home, and also I was never told about the assignment in the first place.” The sad truth behind all this is that Axl Rose is no longer relevent and the press release should have just said this, “Axl Rose will not be performing in Live Earth because it’s 2007, not 1989. Go about your business.”


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    2 Responses to “Axl Rose is Irrelevant”

    1. AXL ROSE on November 20th, 2007 2:26 am

      AXL ROSE: The GOD OF ROCK!

    2. William Crawley on March 29th, 2008 6:12 pm

      Amanda is from Axl’s hometown of Lafayette, IN. She lists GNR as her chief influences. Too bad she got canned 2 weeks ago. I hope her parents are not as devout, hypocrite pentecostal like Rose’s.

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