Beyonce Wears Super Flattering Pants

Beyonce is the new spokesperson for American Express. Not interesting news, but now that we’ve made these photos from her commercial shoot relevant, can we please talk about why she’s wearing nipple pants? I think I saw these in a recent edition of the ‘Coldwater Creek’ catalog. Not that I read that… it just comes in the mail and I may glance through it for accessories, I swear. But seriously, She’s one pleat away from rivaling my grandmother for most unflattering 18″ long ass-crack seam. Hot.

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