BREAKING NEWS! Britney Loses Custody of Kids

TMZ has just announced that the judge in the Britney/KFed case just stripped Britney Spears of custody of her two kids and has awarded full custody to Kevin Federline, at least temporarily. The judge ruled that KFed “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.”

Wow. So that’s that. I can’t say that I think she’s tooooo upset about this, as she has done nothing to prove that she actually wanted custody besides whine about it. 5 bucks says she out at Hyde tonight drinking Hypnotiq on the rocks. Have you guys ever had that shit? It’s fucking gross, but I bet Brit drinks it up because it’s a pretty blue color and comes in a fancy bottle. Britney would probably drink drano if it came in a frosted glass. Also, people who drink hypnotiq don’t deserve children anyway, so this works out for everyone.

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