Brigitte Nielsen Goes to Rehab

July 20, 2007

Ex-Flavor Flav Arm Candy, Brigitte Nielsen was discharged from a rehab facility today in North Hollywood. It’s a little sad that she isn’t quite enough of a celebrity to afford a swanky joint like Promises in Malibu where Britney and Lindsay can dine on Nobu sushi and stare at the ocean all day. All North Hollywood has to offer is a Jack in the Box, so I guess Brigitte gets to celebrate her newfound sobriety with a breakfast ciabatta sandwich that will inevitably give her the runs. (Please enjoy the image of Brigitte Nielsen uncomfortably pooping for the rest of your day. It is my gift to you.)