Britney and her lollipops

September 7, 2007

First we heard retarted rumors that Britney was sucking on so many lollipops because they were laced with a drug. Now sources are saying that these special lollipops that, “Britney was sharing is more than just a sweet treat: it’s a diet secret. Insiders tell us she recently received a shipment of Hoodia lollipops, which suppress the appetite and supply an energy boost.”

So now she’s going to lose weight by sucking on a lollipop. Um, yeah she will lose weight if she only sucks on lollipops and doesn’t eat anything. She could also lose weight the normal way by dieting and exercise, but that would just be too simple.