Britney Crashes Into Things

Brit pouts car accident

Britney hit a parked car yesterday. Then she pouted about it. Then she didn’t write a note or contact the owner of the other car. Which is really smart, because if you just leave, no one will ever know, and you’ll totally get away with it! Not even Forensic Files would be able to crack this case, she is far too sneaky.




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    • Posted on August 7, 2007 | Read more articles on Britney Spears

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    2 Responses to “Britney Crashes Into Things”

    1. Joe Pike on August 7th, 2007 7:33 pm

      After watching the video for this on another site, Her comment “I’m a brainiac” moved me.

      I realized that yes, they are smarter than us. I personally can never live up to their image. I need to just move my trailer out into the wilderness. I need to let these people do their jobs. I can’t interfere with the holy trinity of brilliance (Brit, Paris & Lindsay) and their plan on making this world a better place. I vision world peace, with them at the wheel.

    2. Britney Spears Acts Responsibly; Earth Destined to Implode — Top Socialite on October 16th, 2007 7:01 pm

      […] turned herself into the police last night for the car accident she was involved with back in August. The LAPD said, “At approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney […]