Britney Crashes Into Things
Britney hit a parked car yesterday. Then she pouted about it. Then she didn’t write a note or contact the owner of the other car. Which is really smart, because if you just leave, no one will ever know, and you’ll totally get away with it! Not even Forensic Files would be able to crack this case, she is far too sneaky.
After watching the video for this on another site, Her comment “I’m a brainiac” moved me.
I realized that yes, they are smarter than us. I personally can never live up to their image. I need to just move my trailer out into the wilderness. I need to let these people do their jobs. I can’t interfere with the holy trinity of brilliance (Brit, Paris & Lindsay) and their plan on making this world a better place. I vision world peace, with them at the wheel.
[...] turned herself into the police last night for the car accident she was involved with back in August. The LAPD said, “At approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney [...]