Britney Runs People Over

Britney ran over a photographer’s foot yesterday while trying to escape the mob of paparazzi. People reports,

Spears, 25, driving her white Mercedes convertible, slowly exits the garage while a mob of paparazzi begin taking photos.
Bulbs flashing, a man in a camouflage jacket is seen falling to the ground near her front left tire while apparently shouting in pain.

And for the record- Britney looked over and saw that the man wasn’t dead so she drove away. And of course if he DID happen to be dead, she would have still just driven away, because that’s just the kind of stand up human being that she is. Avoiding things is kind of Britney’s MO. You know what else Britney is good at avoiding? Salads!

Really? A Britney fat joke? What is this, early Septmember? Sorry guys.