Britney Sighting in Malibu

August 23, 2007

So it turns out that Britney has not fled the country, as was recently speculated, because she has since been seen tooling around Malibu in her Mercedes.

I guess that’s possible, OR it wasn’t actually Britney Spears that was seen, it was a 300lb transvestite hooker wearing a pink wig from Aaaaaahs riding shottie on its way to do tequila bombs with Danny Bonaduce at ‘Shutters’. Sometimes it’s hard to tell.

*Note- above picture is not from said sighting. It is however hilarious and was likely taken moments after realizing that she left Sean Preston sitting on the trunk with her latte and cigarettes. Which she is most concerned about losing is still up for debate.

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