Britney Spears Acts Responsibly; Earth Destined to Implode

October 16, 2007

Britney turned herself into the police last night for the car accident she was involved with back in August. The LAPD said,

“At approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all time cooperative in the process. She was there approximately 45 minutes.”

It is highly unlikely that she will get put away for this- hit and runs are hardly equivalent to drunk driving and even when you drive the wrong way down the freeway you only get sentenced to 88 minutes, so I don’t think we get to look forward to Brit doing any hard time for this. However! Things we have to look forward to: mug shots, missed court dates, and the look of bewilderment that will be on Britney’s face when the judge tells her “you snooze you lose” is not a valid defensive argument.

Click thumbnail below to see Brit’s booking papers.