Britney Spears is an Idiot

This weekend, TMZ reported that Britney Spears personally called the Editor-in-Chief of OK! magazine to negotiate a deal for an exclusive tell-all interview to be published in their magazine.

Okay, there are already a TON of loopholes in this story. First, I’m sure she didn’t actually call OK magazine. It seems far more likely that she tried to call OK but ended up calling Dominos instead because she knew that number by heart. And OK magazine? Really? Not like, People? Or Time? And while we’re on the subject, just how many “exclusive tell all interviews” is Britney going to do? I feel like a new one comes out every other week. Guess what? We don’t need to see an exclusive interview about what you had for breakfast this morning. Scrambled eggs? Good for you. No one cares.