Britney Spears Is Never Going To Get Her Kids Back

Kind of a hellish week for Britney Spears. Her kids were taken away, and now she’s been charged with hit and run driving and driving without a license:
Britney Spears’ legal woes mounted Friday as prosecutors charged her with misdemeanor counts of hit and run and driving without a valid license after she allegedly smashed her car into another in a parking lot in August.
If you remember, Spears hit the car and then just left without leaving a note or anything. And her plan would have totally worked if it weren’t for those meddling paparazzi who filmed the entire thing.
Turns out the car she hit belonged to a 59 year old registered nurse, who said “I simply want my car fixed, the same as I would fix somebody’s car if I had done that”. Ha.
So now Britney has an upcoming court case to go along with her twice weekly drug and alcohol testing and eight hours a week of court mandated parental coaching. That suicide watch site isn’t looking so crazy right now.





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