Britney Spears… Master of Disguise!

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While celebrating her album release at Winston’s last night, Britney, dressed as a french whore, asked the bartender to switch clothes with her. A source at the scene said,

“While waiting for a (bathroom) stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, ‘you have nice tits! Mine are all saggy’!…at this point, the bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply… clearly taken aback, but with a great attitude, went back behind the bar and continued serving drinks in Spear’s French maid outfit, telling patrons, ‘I’m wearing Britney’s costume, including her bra! She made me take her bra!’ ”

That’s gross. Why do people keep agreeing to switch clothes with her? I’m pretty sure her panties are coated with a new, undiscovered venereal disease that consists of some combination of herpes, the clap, and HIV. Clerpehiv. It’s like cancer of the poon, only itchier.




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    • Posted on October 30, 2007 | Read more articles on Britney Spears

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    1. Britney Spears Can’t Decide on a Costume… Wears Them All — Top Socialite on November 1st, 2007 5:30 pm

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