Britney Spears Runs Over A Cop
Well, OK… just his foot, but still! Apparently the cop was trying to help her get through this crowd of paparazzi and she thanked him by running over his foot. That’s the last time anyone ever tries to help her again. There were no broken bones, but the cop is filing a complaint because you don’t let Britney run you over without some kind of repercussions. I think it’s only fair that everyone who she has run over gets to hit her with their car. It’s like in soccer when you get a penalty shot, but this time it ends with Britney Spears with broken legs. At least she can’t shittily pole dance with no legs. You’re welcome.
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Posted on November 3, 2007 | Read more articles on Britney Spears
