Britney Spears selling her home

July 12, 2007

Britney Spears has decided to put her Beverly Hills mansion back on the market after taking it off in February in order to have a place to live after rehab. Now she is selling it fully furnished for $7.5 million after originally listing it back in February for $12.5 million.

You know the reason why it is so cheap is because no one wants to live in a house full of dog and baby crap. I remember hearing a while back how nasty her home was because she just let her animals crap in the house, and I’m sure she doesn’t change her kids diapers. People probably figure that since she is selling her home that if they did buy it she’d probably come back late at night on a drunken binge demanding to let them into her home. Then they’d have to call security on her, and she’d be force to sleep on a park bench until the police came and locked her ass up.

Side note: She might be able to afford an apartment for a month after she sells her house for $1000. But then she’d have to pay alimony and child support… so I guess she would be stuck sleeping on a park bench.