Britney Spears Suicide Watch
Admit it, you’ve got Britney in your celebrity death pool. You probably have since this happened:
Well there’s now an official Britney Spears Suicide Watch, which seems to arbitrarily counting down to a date about six months in the future, when Britney will presumably be offing herself.
Why is this coming up today? Because Brit has temporarily lost custody of her children:
Britney Spears will temporarily lose custody of her two toddler sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, sources told FOXNews.com ahead of the official ruling expected later Monday.
Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com.
During Monday’s custody hearing, Spears’ former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab, and reports of a planned “hit” on Federline emerged.
Those kids are going to make one hell of an MTV reality show in about fifteen years. Incredibly, Federline is a more responsible human being and parent candidate at this point. Which really would make it understandable if Britney starts popping (more) pills and playing with razor blades.
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