Britney Spears: To Peform Exotic Dance in Dubai
Sheeraz Hasan, a Pakistani-British immigrant, is setting up a trip for Ms. Spears to Dubai to perform an exotic dance for a group of Arab sheikhs. Um…what? Just when you think you’ve heard it all.The pay out is $4 million to see Brit gyrate and groove, a la the 2001 performance of “Slave for U”, which she definitely needs right now since her bank account is dwindling. Crap! And I was thinking of hiring her for a bachelor party I’m throwing to provide some entertainment. Too bad someone already thought of that. I’m glad I didn’t throw my offer of $20 and some cheetos to her agent.





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