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Britney Spears Will Be Dead Soon

January 13, 2008

Britney Spears Crying

The entire Britney Spears saga has shot way past hilarity, straight through disgust, and now seems to have landed in dismay, as everyone seems to finally be realizing that there is something Seriously Wrong with this girl.

Someone who knows Britney has written an explosive article that just has tons and tons of info on the last few years of Britney’s life.

Some high(low)lights:

Then the 26-year-old made a chilling promise: “I’ll kill myself before I let them lock me up again. So tell Mama and Daddy I said so!”

Since Britney seems well on her way to being committed I think this has quite a bit of relevance.

Indeed, I can confirm that Britney was diagnosed as being “suspected bipolar” when she was in Promises rehab in Santa Monica, California, last year.

Doctors there also thought she was suffering from a borderline personality disorder.

This is the real tragedy of the situation. Britney isn’t a Paris Hilton or a Lindsay Lohan, dumbasses who seem to revel in the spotlight because it’s the main way they can earn cash. Spears is almost certainly mentally ill and is refusing treatment. And you can’t blame that on her, as a huge symptom of mental disorders is refusal to seek treatment. But with most people it’s quite a bit easier to get them help, as they hit rock bottom pretty fast without the mountains of cash that Britney has access to at all times (with more always coming).

The standoff with Kevin Federline and police also seems to have been even worse than reported:

But by the time she went back in for Jayden James, Britney had locked herself in the bathroom with the toddler.

By 10.45pm police had been summoned, and the stand-off was still going on with the child screaming and crying the whole time.

With Britney still refusing to surrender him, it had soon turned into a hostage situation. Fire engines and ambulances arrived with police helicopters hovering overhead and an army of paparazzi on the ground.

There was a very real fear that Britney would kill Jayden, and then herself. In fact, one source told me that there was a stage when Kevin Federline truly believed that his son was already dead.

But at 11.40pm, the authorities somehow convinced Britney to let them into the bathroom. Once they were with her, they actually had to wrestle Jayden away from her.

And if you are still doubting the mental illness claims:

The boy was so traumatised, he was immediately taken to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in an ambulance. Paramedics then strapped Britney - who was alternately sobbing and laughing - to a trolley and loaded her into another ambulance.

The last tidbit is that Britney employs a double:

She and I were chatting at a hotel in Los Angeles, when she became panicked by the paparazzi who had gathered outside the building.

“Don’t worry, we’ll call in the double,” said one of her handlers.

And sure enough, within 20 minutes a young woman who was the spitting image of Britney showed up at the hotel.

“Oh, thank God you made it,” the star told her. Then the two went into a closet and switched clothing.

As the doppelganger made her exit, we watched from above while photographers went berserk taking the double’s picture, setting off in hot pursuit when she left in Britney’s car.

“Those dummies. They are so stupid. Look at them!” said Britney, relishing the deception.

“I don’t know what I’d do if I actually had to live my own life 24 hours a day. Why, I think I’d go crazy.”

The worst thing is that I still - still! - don’t think Spears has hit rock bottom. If I had to lay money on the situation I’d bet that bottom won’t come until she does serious damage to herself. Would a suicide attempt really surprise anyone at this point?


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    5 Responses to “Britney Spears Will Be Dead Soon”

    1. sara on January 13th, 2008 11:04 pm

      WEll maybe Adnan has gotten rid of the real Britney and the double has actually been living Britney’s life now permanently. Who would really know?
      Only someone doing a DNA test will confirm that the real Britney is still alive. And is the one we’ve been seeing making the decisions she has been making the past couple of days (especially moving Adnan into her house!)

    2. Mattress on January 14th, 2008 3:56 pm

      There is only one place for her to go other then death . A psych ward . She needs help, lets hope she gets it soon.

    3. sig on January 19th, 2008 8:39 pm

      I can’t believe you think there is something wrong with her. There is nothing wrong with her. Bipolar is simply another word for being hounded by the press to distraction. Princess Diana was the same. She was not hysterical or anything else the press said, she was hounded -constantly. I think if you were treated this way, especially with young children and the strong instinct you have to protect them , you would be a little frantic too.

    4. karina on February 4th, 2008 1:01 am

      Hmmm… I agree with the Borderline dx, totally. I don’t think Britney’s bipolar…….. And to SIG, above — guess what — Princess Diana didn’t have bipolar — she was Borderline, too! :-)

    5. kaitlyn on February 10th, 2008 2:52 am

      i think she needs serious help and fast she was such a pretty teen and since she married k-fed her life has been a living hell i like britney but she needs help you should agree

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