Britney Spears Wins at Photoshoots

Details of Britney’s disastrous photo shoot with OK magazine have been leaked. According to sources, some of the behavior they witnessed include:

Britney wouldn’t let the professional hair and make-up people touch her, allowing only her friends to work on her.

She would take frequent bathroom breaks, leaving the door open.

She ordered some fried chicken and after finishing, she wiped her hands on (wait for it) a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot.

When one of her dogs pooped all over the floor, Britney used a Chanel dress to clean it up.

Also, reports say that she wouldn’t stop fondeling her breasts and picked out clothes for herself that were 2 sizes too small exposing rolls of fat for the photographs.

I hate to say that with reports like these, Britney should take some advice from Lohan about publicity- You think Lindsay would clean up dog shit? Hells no. More like she’d down her vodka-redbull and demand that her assistant clean up the mess with their own clothes and then she’d bang the photographer and peace out before taking a single photo. God, she’s so bad ass.