Britney Spears:Face of a Danish Furniture Line
First things first. Do furniture lines really have/need celeb faces? I can see it now. *Enter stage right- a fishnet and long shirt wearing Britney Spears in her fav pink wig*
“Hi y’all. I’m Britney Spears. Remember me? I used to sing a while back and now I’m known for holding my babies hostage and being crazy. Anyways, during my hiatus I refurnished my house with this new *insert furniture name here.*
It comes with plastic covers in case your friends go panty-less like me and you need to clean the couch after they leave. Also comes with a 5-year money-back guarantee in case you need to sell it when your career goes south and you start spending money like it grows on a tree.”
*Brit awkwardly dances around a pole that randomly appears to one of her songs. Flash of Danish Furniture website and phone number.*
Who am I kidding? I’m a sucker for the nutty chick! I’ll be checking out the furniture. And installing a stripper pole in my living room……
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