Britney swarmed by paparazzi
Britney decided to go on a major shopping spree at Lisa Kline but was nearly attacked by the paparazzi. The poptart snuck in the back door and dropped some serious cash on some new clothes. Not without asking associates whether or not they liked her new hair color.
“Do you like my hair blond or brown?” They politely replied, “Blond.” And Brit said, “I know, blond is totally traditional Britney.”
Some items purchased were the entire line of Jack Daniels clothes (totally classy), and some thongs and g-strings.
However, when Britney attempted to leave the store the paparazzi nearly attacked her and her body guards had to lay the smack down. Britney didn’t flip her wig this time and cuss them out, instead she smiled and gave them the peace sign while her bodyguard fought off the swarm of people not without getting his shirt ripped, and a nearby $4,000 flowerbed getting trampled.





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