Britney thinks Maxim will save her career

“Brit’s in damage control mode now. She’s been talking to the folks at Maxim about doing a photo shoot,” a friend of the pop princess tells OK! exclusively, referring to the popular men’s magazine that has been a career-boosting showcase for celebrities like Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria. “She wants to be on the cover as quickly as they can shoot her.” Britney’s decision to go for men’s magazine cover stardom is based solely on her past success with selling herself as an object of desire. ”

The last time Britney was an object of desire was like 4 years ago when she actually had a rockin body and didn’t date loser back up dancers. Ever since she started popping out kids and walking into restrooms barefoot she’s had no sex appeal just an instant vomiting reflex by anyone who dares look at her ugly mug.

Like This? Then Check Out: