Britney Turned Down “Umbrella”

You know that incredibly annoying Rihanna song that must have been written by the devil himself because once you hear it it’s stuck in your head for the rest of time, ‘Umbrella’? Apparently it was originally written for Britney Spears! British singer, Taio Cruz heard it the day it was finished and wanted it for himself,

“I told him (Tricky Stewart) I didn’t think Britney would be able to sing it – she ­hasn’t got the right accent – but he said he was keeping it for her anyway. He waited but Britney’s people never called him back.”

I must say, I’m very glad that this didn’t end up being a Britney song, because she and I already have so much to fight about, I just don’t think I have it in me to feud about this shitty song too. As it stands now I have a personal vendetta against the people that leaked this story because thanks to them, I will be humming this piece of crap for the next 8 hours.

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