Britney Will Date Anyone

Brit and Chris Angel

Rumors are flying that Brit’s newest man is… Criss Angel. The magician. The couple was spotted leaving the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel together at 4AM this morning. Criss was last linked to Cameron Diaz, who used to date Justin Timberlake who used to date Britney! What a fun little incestuous town we live in. Luckily for Criss, when Britney gets naked he can pretend his incredible shrinking penis is some sort of magic trick. 5 bucks says she jumps up and down clapping her hands screaming “Do it again! Do it again!”




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    • Posted on August 16, 2007 | Read more articles on Britney Spears, Criss Angel

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    One Response to “Britney Will Date Anyone”

    1. Britany on August 23rd, 2007 8:01 pm

      Ur freakin sexy……