Britney’s Boyfriend Prefers Crocs
Earlier, topsocialite reported that Britney Spears is dating her bodyguard. Well, it has come to our attention that the mysterious man she was caught smooching with might actually be gay! Rumors are swirling that his name is Daimon Shippen, that he was fired from his previous security gig for owning a sex toy/porn website, and that Shippen isn’t into women at all!
Not that Britney is a woman by any means, but if you have to resort to making out with your gay hired help that’s like taking your cousin to the prom. Except 300 million people know about it and you probably won’t get to third base like I did. Zing!
Where are the Crocs?