Britney’s second attempt to set the record straight

Once more Britney Spears has tried to clear the air as the what happened the night she attacked the paparazzi with her umbrella. On her website Brit posted:

“I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.”

Not only is she really trying to push the idea that she was just “practicing” for this imaginary role as psycho b*tch (of which she landed) she still hasn’t learned how to spell. If I was her publicist, I would have quit. Nothing in the world can make Britney Spears come across as even somewhat normal. Of course they probably already quit otherwise they would have taken away her computer privelages so she couldn’t post this kind of B.S.

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