Cash Warren Spreads the Funk

Rumor has it that Jessica Alba’s newly re-instated boyfriend, Cash Warren, has cheated on her with a promotional model named Vera Mishina, only days after they got back together. A friend of Vera’s explains,
“He was staring at her all night. When the game ended, Cash walked up to her. He was saying, ‘You are so beautiful. You look so hot… We all met up at a Times Square bar, and Cash went straight for Vera. It seemed like he really liked her. We were all drinking and hanging out, and Cash asked us to go to his room… They started making out as soon as we got into the room. He couldn’t take his hands off her! The rest of us left, but Vera told me that she and Cash made love that night, and again the next morning.”
Hope that chick has good health insurance because Valtrex ain’t cheap!





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