Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Marital Problems?
Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley might be headed for divorce after Avril’s world tour caused a rift inbetween the two. Read more
Avril Lavigne Maxim March 2008
Avril Lavigne is looking surprisingly good once again here in a Maxim photoshoot done for their March of 2008 issue. Honestly if she’d just stop with the annoying music I’d probably like her a lot more. And the interviewing. Most of the things that come out of her mouth drop her down a notch or two, come to think of it.
Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures
I have never really thought of Avril Lavigne as being all that attractive, but I may have misjudged her looking at these bikini shots. She is looking pretty good, despite looking vaguely ferret like and needing a tan in a pretty bad way. Not sure I’d quite put Avril in the “Fergie” category, but her body is definitely outshining her face.
Avril Lavigne Might Be The Lamest Person Alive, Launches Perezlavigne.com
Avril Lavigne has apparently taken offense to posts that Perez Hilton has written about her, and has decided to launch a website to … accomplish something or other, I’m not exactly sure what. Fight back? Show the world just how much of a joke she is? I mean just check out the writing:
Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.
I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest silly person I’ve ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this web site now!
Someone needs to have a talk with Avril about overusing the word silly. It is kind of silly. And fucking ridiculous.
And wow, Perez used to be pretty slim (I think that might be the real news here):
A couple more reasons to hate Avril Lavigne
If you are one of the many people that can’t stand Avril Lavigne and her poser punk look she had going on, then here’s a couple more reasons to add to the list:
In an interview with Q Magazine:On dealing with her incredible success
“Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won’t get hassled. But that’s OK. I was born to do this, and so I’ve learned how to cope.”
On her competition
“Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not.”
On her generosity
“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”
On her polarizing personality
“People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me.”
That’s funny that Avril compares herself to Kelly Clarkson. At least Kelly can carry a tune even if you find her annoying. And as for the “generosity” thing, just because you give six boxes of junk from your closet to Katrina victims and occasionally give your ‘workers’ outdated rags doesn’t make you a generous person. Especially since you just said your staff doesn’t make that much money, meaning you don’t pay them squat!
Let’s All Sue Avril Lavigne!
So apparently the new trend in the music scene is to accuse Avril Lavigne of stealing your songs. First the Rubinoos, now some chick who called Peaches is coming forth to say that the beginning of Avril’s song, “I Don’t Have to Try” is eerily similar to her song, “I’m the Kinda.”
Listen for yourself below:
When I was 12, I was trying to set my VCR to record an episode of ‘Boy Meets World’ and I couldn’t figure out how, and I was all, “why do they have to make these things so complicated?” And that’s indisputable evidence that I wrote her first single, so now I am going to be a billionaire.
Avril claims she didn’t rip off Rubinoos song
Avril Lavigne claims she didn’t rip off her hit song “Girlfriend” from a song written from a 70’s rock band entitled “I wanna be your boyfriend”.
Avril posted on her website:
“I had never heard this song in my life
and their claim is based on 5 words. All songs share similar lyrics and
emotions. As humans we speak one language.
“Simply put, I have been falsely accused of ripping their song off. My
songwriting partner Luke Gottwald and I have done nothing wrong and there is
no merit to their claim.”
If you go on the Rubinoos website they have her song posted next to their song and you can compare for yourself. They claim it is more than a similarity and are taking action against the younger punk rocker.
Avril Lavigne is a Big Fat PHONY
Avril Lavigne is getting sued for copyright infringement. A group of songwriters are claiming that her current musical abortion, “Girlfriend” sounds suspiciously like a song they performed in the 70’s.
Why would you admit that? Sure, you might make a couple extra bucks, but now everyone thinks that you have the song-writing skills of a toddler. Remember sk8er boi? I’m sure she didn’t write that piece of crap either but i don’t see anyone rushing to take credit for it. Pick your battles, people.
