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Sneak Peak: “Hills” Season Finale Feud

Written by amy Linebreak

Spencer and Heidi
On this Monday’s season finale, on/off couple Heidi and Spencer, or Speidi for short, seem to be headed for another split. The attention loving couple are probably just trying to make sure they still are wanted on the show since obviously Lauren doesn’t want them there.

Heidi and Spencer have annoyed the crap out of me with their hunger for the spotlight and Spencer’s awkward blond facial hair so I hope they get the heck off The Hills and get a trailer and have 12 kids.

Posted on May 11, 2008 | Read more articles on Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag: “Letterman” Video

Written by amy Linebreak

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Heidi Montag talks about her ongoing feud with Lauren Conrad on “Letterman” last night.

Posted on May 1, 2008 | Read more articles on Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag:White House Correspondent’s Dinner Not A-Listy Enough

Written by amy Linebreak

Spencer and Heidi
Somehow Heidi Montag was invited to the White House Correspondent’s Gala that happens this Saturday but she won’t be attending because her diva of a boyfriend stepped in to be bitchy. She was invited by MSNBC and an uninvited Spencer demanded first class airfare along with an inivitation which was met by a Hells No! Apparently Spencer is the dictator in the relationship because he acted as her “manager” and canceled her appearance.Lame.

The New York Post reports:

MSNBC had invited Montag to be a guest at its table at the Washington Hilton. “Then Spencer got involved as her manager…He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi - even though he wasn’t invited.,,,When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag’s appearance, claiming, according to our source, “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.”

Posted on April 24, 2008 | Read more articles on Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag: Raps on TRL

Written by amy Linebreak

Because clearly she feels there isn’t enough material for us to make fun of her, Heidi Montag did a little *wica wica* free styling when she appeared on MTV’s TRL Monday. With Nelly by her side, she gave about a 20 second rap which Nelly gave an “A for effort.”
Here’s what she had to say:
Yo, yo
I got Heidiwood
I’m wearing it all day
I like it, so what do you got to say
You got apple bottoms, what
You know what’s going up
Um, keep going, I’ll keep flowing
You know what I like to say
Everyday, I’m in New York
It’s all good this way

Maybe she can write a little ditty that John McCain can use at his campaign shindigs.

Posted on April 15, 2008 | Read more articles on Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag’s New Music Video Is Embarassing

Written by David Linebreak

It is hard not to watch Heidi Montag’s music video for her new single “Higher” and not feel like cringing through the entire thing. If I hadn’t known better I would have expected this to be an intro into some pretty standard porn. Which would probably be a better venue for Montag’s “talents”.

Posted on February 5, 2008 | Read more articles on Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag in Maxim

Written by David Linebreak

I have never seen an episode of The Hills. I think I’d rather die. But Heidi Montag is hot, and I can get behind that, so here are some pictures of her kind of topless but not really in Maxim.

Which you know, brings me to a point. What the hell is the point of a men’s magazine where all the girls are wearing clothes? It doesn’t make any sense. I realize they’re not going to get fine upstanding young “actresses” like Heidi Montag to strip down completely in their low rent rag, but that doesn’t mean they can’t toss us something in the rest of the magazine. It’s ridiculous.

Anyway, here’s Montag being a cocktease. I’m sure in 3-5 years we’ll get a look at the rest of her.

Posted on January 10, 2008 | Read more articles on Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag is Shallower than a Kiddie Pool

Written by Ty Linebreak

Heidi Montag admitted today that she had plastic surgery. Which was surprising to absolutely no one with a working pair of eyeballs, but she went on to explain her excitement the day of her surgery,

“I woke up, and it was like Christmas: I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Spencer said, “I’m so proud of you.” It was like he was wishing me well off to school: “Love you! Bye!” But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”

I’m really glad that everything went smoothly and she didn’t die in the hospital. If there’s anything I hate more than a cadaver with a big nose, it’s a cadaver with a big nose AND small tits. Just because you can’t see yourself anymore doesn’t mean you get a free pass to fugly town, I mean, have some courtesy dead people.

Posted on September 26, 2007 | Read more articles on Heidi Montag