Celeb Scandals and Happenings

So if you were thinking to yourself, “hey what’s happening this week with those crazy celebs” wonder no more. I checked out the sites of a few different celeb mags and here’s the big stories right now. First off, Jamie Lynn Spears was spotted sporting an engagement ring as well as a tee that read “The Rumors Are True” while registering for gifts at Babies R Us. What the rumor that you’re prego? No kidding. Next, Robin William’s wife of 19 years files for divorce citing the ever popular irreconcilable differences. The couple have two kids, Zelda, 18, and Cody, 16, and from the looks of the filed papers are hoping to get joint custody. Poor Robin. Hey did you hear about Mario and Karina Smirnoff, the pair from the current season of Dancing With The Stars were apparently seen kissing at the Four Seasons causing talk of more than just dance partner talk. Supposedly it’s all rumor and Karina is happy with her other Mario, Mario Lopez. Well if she’s not, I’ll happily take Mario Lopez! Also, Kevin Federline’s uncle died of cancer. That sucks. Not sure why it’s a headline but whatever. Jessica Alba is practicing being kid-friendly by taking a little girl shopping through the Kids Wish Network. Fergie and Quentin Tarantino(interesting pairing) shared a birthday party in Las Vegas and even had a cake fight to keep things festive. Audrina Patridge was spotted with a new tattoo that is in Chinese but translates to “The rice is fried in pork fat” in English. Um….people are hoping this is a funny for Ashton Kutcher’s show “Pop Fiction” but if not, I guess she’s got a fat person inside trying to get out. Lindsay Lohan, known for her rehab work, is signed up for a new movie called Manson Girls and is about the ladies who worked with Charles Manson back in the day. My interest is piqued but I’m not sure she can pull this one off. Oh and Katie Holmes is exhausted. Apparently the Mrs. Tom Cruise is worn out from….shopping? I’m not sure what it is she does but she almost fell over at a restaurant the other day and had to be escorted by bodyguards. Reports are she barely sleeps and can’t keep up with her hubby’s couch-jumping lifestyle. Haha. He’s never going to live that one down. Who the f**k jumps on a couch on national TV and thinks it’s a good plan? Too bad Scientology is against drugs because I think he might need some. Remember the Dancing With The Stars scandal where Sara Evans had to leave the show because her husband was a cheating bastard who drank and watched lots of porn? Well thankfully, the country singing cutie is engaged to former football player and current radio show host, Jay Barker. Get a website tracker just in case honey. And last but not least, the Olsen twins are said to be fighting over their $1 billion dollar fortune. The girls are reportedly not able to agree on what to spend their money on. $1 billion dollars can’t cover everything they want? Wow. Girls, call me up and for a small fee, I’ll let you know the best way to spend that moola. And that wraps up the week in celeb news. I only wish my life were so exciting.