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Celebrities are ridiculous

August 6, 2007


As if we didn’t already know how far celebrities will go to stay “beautiful” in Tinseltown, apparently putting snake venom on your skin is the new fad.

Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted leaving a spa with Ultra Lux 9 products which contain snake venom.

As told by Page Six:”It’s not Botox. Just a cream that has the venom in it … [the cream] is part of the facials.”

Yeah, okay, how do you market snake venom as the next miracle skin cream? Next, they’ll be saying cow shit works wonders for your pores.


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    4 Responses to “Celebrities are ridiculous”

    1. Lori V. on August 6th, 2007 11:14 pm

      Hey, the cowshit thing might just be a good way to take care of some greenhouse gases… turn it into face cream!

    2. I Love V.A. on August 19th, 2007 10:37 am

      How effin’ vegetarian can you be with dead snake juice on your face? Fishstick needs to get a clue.

    3. Braja on April 14th, 2008 2:08 am

      Sorry to crush your punchline, but the fact is that cow dung IS good for you! In fact, every scientific study of it has show it’s purifying. Yes, purifying. In India, they mix it with mud and line their houses with it. Burning dried cow dung purifies the atmosphere. And smearing it on your body is very, very purifying and cleansing. It’s not exactly “shit,” either….it’s nature’s wonder. And you don’t have to kill any animals to get it–just feed ‘em!!

    4. jen on February 6th, 2009 10:51 pm

      i’m sorry but what are you thinking can’t you leave celebrities alone, at least they have beatiful skin not like other people that just likes talk bullshit and not do anything useful, Oh and cow shit it could help the people that stays talking about celebrities.

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