Conversations with Celebrities
“Hey Blake! Wait up! It’s me! Haley Scarnato!! Remember??!”
“Shit, pretend you don’t see her.”
“BLAKE! IT’S ME!! HALEY!”
“just walk faster…”
“BLAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!!!!”
“Oh crap. Hi Haley! What’s going on? I haven’t seen you in awhile.”
“Did you get my messages? I called you every day after I left the show”
“Oh ya, I meant to call you back… I was just…uh, really busy.”
“My dress is a lot shorter then your girlfriend’s. That’s because I have great legs. Simon really liked my legs too. Do you like my legs?”
“uh, sure.”
“LOOK AT MY LEGS, BLAKE!”
“I saw them!”
“WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT MY LEGS?! WHY DIDN’T AMERICA LOOK AT MY LEGS?! I SHOULD HAVE WON!!! JORDIN SPARKS HAS STUMPY LEGS!! I DESERVED TO WIN!!!!!!!!”
“Ok, ya, so I don’t even find this post remotely relevent and I was on the show, so… we’re gonna go now. It was good to see you… run!”
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