Conversations with Celebrities

“Ashlee, what are you wearing?”
“Uh… nothing.”
“I thought we decided I was going to wear stripes today!”
“You can’t call dibs on stripes. I happen to look very good in stripes”
“Well, we can’t BOTH wear stripes. Do you want us to look like fools?”
“Oo! I have an idea. I’ll just put on this hat and glasses and then no one will be able to see me!”
“Oh, Jessica, you are so smart. That’s why I love you.”
“Ashlee”
“Riiight, that’s totally what I meant.”